More Obscure Disney Sentence Starters

groovyxgenes:

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• _{“Why are you staring at me?”}
  
• _{“It’s like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something.”}
  
• _{“I’ve never heard this song before! What the hell is it?”}
  
• _{“Have you any last words before I dispatch you?”}
  
• _{“Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.”}
  
• _{“Would you like me to call someone for you?”}
  
• _{“Oh my, this is a twist in our story! It’s the brave little princess coming to the rescue.”}
  
• _{“You know that you will live happily ever after.”}
  
• _{“Let me guess. You’re looking for a beautiful girl, too?”}
  
• _{“Is that the only word you know? “No?”}
  
• _{“No. Spiteful, vindictive, *very large*, but never crazy.”}
  
• _{“You’ve met your match, you foul bellowing beast!”}
  
• _{“You want a show? I’ll give you a show.”}
  
• _{“You have no idea who you’re dealing with.”}
  
• _{“I seek a beautiful girl. My life partner, my one coquette, the answer to my love’s duet.”}
  
• _{“You know most normal people get to know each other before they get married. They date.”}
  
• _{“Forget about happily ever after, it doesn’t exist.”}
  
• _{“Silence! You lying, murderous wretch!”}
  
• _{“Don’t you think that’s a bit melodramatic, dear?”}
  
• _{“Is this a habit of yours? Falling off of stuff?”}
  
• _{“We shall be married in the morning!”}
  
• _{“You’re gonna marry somebody after a day?”}
  
• _{“How about this, and they all lived happily ever after? Well, at least I did.”}
  
• _{“I’m surprised. You said you couldn’t dance.”}
  
• _{“Look around you. This is where the path of hatred has brought us.”}
  
• _{“It would’ve been better if we never met. None of this would’ve happened.”}
  
• _{“I’d rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you.”}
  
• _{“Is this bottomless pit a friend of yours?”}
  
• _{“Well, I’ll just have to take it by force then, won’t I?”}
  
• _{“You see what I mean? Once two sides wanna fight, nothing can stop them.”}
  
• _{“Look, we don’t have to fight them.”}
  
• _{“I’ve never been a popular man.”}
  
• _{“I lied for you once. Don’t ask me to do it again.”}
  
• _{“You must choose your own path.”}
  
• _{“Close your eyes. Now forget what you see.”}
  
• _{“Go ahead. Shoot me.”}
  
• _{“Shall I - ahem - leave you and the blackboard alone for a moment?”}
  
• _{“It can’t get any worse, can it?”}
  
• _{“Do not let them see you and do not seek them out.”}
  
• _{“Why are you threatened by anyone different from you?”}
  
• _{“There are no trails through a woman’s heart.”}
  
• _{“Okay. It’s all fun and games till someone loses an eye.”}
  
• _{“Hey, look, I made a bridge. It only took me like, what? Ten seconds? Eleven, tops.”}
  
• _{“You ask too many questions! Who are you? Who sent you? Speak up!”}
  
• _{“Trust me on this one. You don’t wanna know.”}
  
• _{“Hey, I had nothing to do with it.”}
  
• _{“Well, as far as me goes, I just like to blow things up.”}
  
• _{“I thought you said this thing could cut through a femur in twenty-eight seconds!”}
  
• _{“You didn’t just drink that, did you?”}
  
• _{“Of course, it’s been my experience, when you hit bottom, the only place left to go is up.”}
  
• _{“Get back! I’ve got soap, and I’m not afraid to use it.”}
  
• _{“I didn’t say it was the smart thing, but it is the right thing.”}
  
• _{“'Bout time someone hit him. I’m just sorry it wasn’t me.”}
  
• _{“I could unblock that if I had, like, two-hundred of these. Problem is, I only have, like, ten, plus three of my own, a couple of cherry bombs, road flare…”}
  
• _{“Now, let’s go over it again, just so we got it straight: you didn’t find anything.”}
  
• _{“Yeah, I really wish I had a better idea than this.”}
  
• _{“I thought you said he only had guns!”}
  
• _{“You said we were in this together!”}
  
• _{“I consider myself an even tempered man. It takes a lot to get under my skin, but congratulations, you just won the solid-gold kewpie doll.”}